1. “I’m sorry for what I said when I was trying to pick the right skincare routine.”
  2. “Be a glow-getter, not a face-forgetter.”
  3. “When in doubt, just add more moisturizer.”
  4. “If you can’t eat it, don’t put it on your face. Except for chocolate. Chocolate is always a good idea.”
  5. “I put food facials on my face, so my skin won’t know I’m eating junk food.”
  6. “Skincare is like dieting. You have to invest time and effort. There is no instant miracle cure.”
  7. “My moisturizer is smarter than I am.”
  8. “Great skin doesn’t happen by chance. It happens by appointment.”
  9. “Eat right and your pants won’t be tight. Drink water and your skin won’t be a toddler.”
  10. “I got 99 problems, but my skincare routine ain’t one.”
  11. “If glowy skin is a crime, I’m ready for jail.”
  12. “Wine face mask. Because we need antioxidants.”
  13. “First rule of skincare: Always double cleanse. Second rule of skincare: DO NOT FORGET TO DOUBLE CLEANSE.”
  14. “Skin first. Makeup second. Smile always.”
  15. “Is it too late now to say sorry for sleeping in my makeup?”
  16. “I DON’T need another face mask. Said no one ever.”
  17. “My skincare routine is more elaborate than my social life.”
  18. “Did you just say you don’t have a skincare routine? Oh honey, sit down.”
  19. “There’s no such thing as too much skin care.”
  20. “I don’t always wear sunscreen. But when I do, I look like a ghost.”
  21. “Beauty isn’t about having a pretty face. It’s about having a pretty skincare routine.”
  22. “If you don’t take care of your skin now, you’ll be wearing a lot of makeup later.”
  23. “Love the skin you’re in, because it’s the only one you got.”
  24. “Sunscreen is my cardio.”
  25. “A mask a day, keeps the stress away.”
  26. “Facials are workouts for the skin.”
  27. “You know you’re an adult when you’re excited about new skincare.”
  28. “Moisturize like it’s Monday. Exfoliate like it’s Friday.”
  29. “Some women don’t need makeup because they’re perfect. I need it, because I’m pizza.”
  30. “When all else fails, take a nap and a face mask.”

Hope these brought a smile to your face!